HuguesJohnson.com Mobile: Loser Phase Exodus - 18 Month Sentence at Super Crown 1996-1997

January 1998: So Long Suckers


We agreed on a late January start date at TSI Software due to my prospective boss' vacation schedule. The manager of our store knew I was quitting when I walked in sporting an ear-to-ear smile.

Manager: You got another job.
Me: You called it.
Manager: Two weeks?
Me: Yup.

The next two weeks were the most fun I've even had at a job. Nah, I didn't do anything too crazy, illegal, or otherwise immoral. I did screw with our less intelligent customers more than usual though.

When I started at Super Crown I figured I'd encounter brighter customers than at Electronics Boutique/Waldensoftware based on the literacy requirement. Couldn't have been more wrong.

One problem not present at Electronics Boutique/Waldensoftware was senior citizen shoplifting, well At least once or twice a month I'd see an octogenarian walk right out the front door with an unpaid book in hand. I know this is usually considered a tired stereotype but it really happens. I never once made any effort to stop them nor did anyone else on the staff.

I only returned to the store to collect a final paycheck. It's not like I had anything against Super Crown though. All things considered it was an OK job and they worked around my school schedule. I just never had a reason to shop there. I didn't really frequent bookstores prior to working there and with something called "Amazon dot com" arriving on the scene the whole bookstore idea felt obsolete.

In early 2001 Crown Books went out of business. All locations were liquidated by summer, obviously including the location I worked at. A Tweeter store moved into the location and also closed, I think the building is cursed.